School Jokes: It Cannot Be Proven




Never Joke with an Engineer.. The are said to be glorified mathematicians... Engineers Can
Prove Anything For 10 Marks/.... In class one day, a question was asked and demanded answers from all professions..

Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA
Medical Doctor :” Out Of Course”
Accountant: ”No Way”
Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proven”
Social sciences: Not in this world,

but…..

Engineer: Its Simple Solution
As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
Now ,according to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equation (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA

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