School Jokes: School Papers

A school news publication magazine was in need of  new articles to publish, so they sent out requests to students to help them out. John then wrote an article in the school paper about how this chemical, dihydrogenoxide, has k*lled over 100,000 people world wide, usually through inhalation.

The story also went on that even if you wash your food you can never get this chemical off. No matter what you do you will be exposed to this very dangerous chemical every day of your life until you d*e. The story finished by claiming that there needs to be a government research group founded to find a solution. etc...

Anyway, the school newspaper reporter read this story in his daughters school paper and decided to do a follow up. If you haven't figured it out di-hydrogen-oxide is the correct name for H2O or water. The deaths that he was quoting were from drownings. Anyhow, this reporter ran the article in a paper and started a local push for a government study before they realized what the story was about., that all their ignited panic was only just about water..

lolzz.. Thanks for reading......

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